NEWS FLASH: On Monday, November 28, Dairy Queen''s stock price fell sharply on the news of Stella "Audrey" Minear''s death. An anonymous executive stated, "We are strategizing even as I speak on how to address the extra supply of ice cream now that Audrey will no longer be one of our principal consumers." A sobbing DQ worker remarked, "No more mucho largo'' chocolate sundaes on Sunday Sundae." A resort owner in Hawaii could not be reached for comment but it appears the loss of Audrey''s frequent Hawaii retreats may cause one wing to be closed for an unknown period. Audrey''s children, Edith (Kevin) Porter, Tim (Joni) Minear, and Tony (Karen) Minear hope to donate their mother''s three tons of Gaither paraphernalia to aspiring toddler age gospel singers; a dream Audrey''s husband Tom Minear was unable to carry out before his death. Audrey''s grand-children: Stacy (Chase) Orsborn, Ashley (Brian) Goddard, Alyssa (Ryan) Rogers, Heather (Nick) Scheuermann, Tiffany (Charlie) Brinegar, Savannah Minear, and Grant Minear are finalizing a trip to use their Grandmother''s frequent flyer humpback whale watching miles.

The last time Audrey was formally interviewed she disclosed the secret to her ability to love so freely and deeply as well as to be the recipient of love and kindness from others, "It''s actually quite simple. Be transparent. Be yourself and let God love you as you are." Audrey''s family extend a heartfelt thank you to all close friends, Vitas Healthcare providers, and family who offered their support and love throughout the years. "You made a huge difference in our lives and we truly appreciate you."

In lieu of flowers and to support Audrey''s "school," please make donations to St. John Community Care, Collinsville, IL.

A private gathering is scheduled, December 4, at Herr Funeral Home in Collinsville, IL., followed by Sunday Sundaes.